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Literal Idioms

submitted by lucky760

1 decade 9 months 3 weeks ago

This is the second of their "If Idioms Were Real" videos and it's surprisingly the only funny one. And it's very funny if you're into *absurdity.

10 Comments

That wasn't bad, and cute girl is cute.

Her name is Julie Zhan: http://juliezhan.com

That wasn't bad, and cute girl is cute.

Long flat face, with nice gams.

Her name is Julie Zhan: http://juliezhan.com

No love? Self love.

*promote

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, July 15th, 2013 12:31pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter lucky760.

I have no clue why this isn't top ten forever! Just the first one made me nut, and by that I turned into a literal nut and bit a guy's ear off! Boy was her sorry I thought he was Satan!

Yeah, if you didn't promote it I sure as hell would.

No love? Self love.

*promote

"I'd like to make a toast" and "Make your bed" are my two favorites.

"Jumping the gun" should definitely have been jumping *over* the gun instead of a gangland "jump-in" initiation.

ant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2PIDjMtVHw for the behind the scenes and bloopers!

ant

*asia

*related=http://videosift.com/video/If-Idioms-Were-Real

If Idioms Were Real has been added as a related post - related requested by ant.

Adding video to channels (Asia) - requested by ant.

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