So much stuff! I'll bet they'll take a long trip to their parsonage in Hawaii and then donate the rest...

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A: when he said "seed", I was sure someone was going to send him a vial of sperm.

b: I wanted to hear how much actual money they got!

Thanks, @eric3579.

@ChaosEngine: It's very possible he got a few of those, but they're probably not going to advertise that at this point... And hopefully he'll give us a grand total once he's done accruing donations.

I was wondering why they can't take donations from those 4 states, but apparently those states don't allow soliciting unless the nonprofit/church is registered there (https://www.reddit.com/r/lastweektonight/comments/3h9ram/august_16_2015_last_week_tonight_with_john_oliver/cu5jhkc, while one can question the validity of the reddit answer, it seems likely). That same thread also seems to indicate that donations from those states would have to be returned. I do like that they are donating all the funds to Doctors Without Borders.