I feel bad for laughing so hard so early in the morning.

That was an awful lot of rimshots for ol' Jimmy. He's usually muy bueno.

is that boob or arm

Gotta love all the uncomfortable fat women in the audience, trying to giggle a little while obviously bumhurt

>> ^Crunchy:

Gotta love all the uncomfortable fat women in the audience, trying to giggle a little while obviously bumhurt


I doubt they're not finding the jokes funny, more like shit scared he's going to single one of them out

I've noticed, in normal life, women always think they're fat. On the other hand, visit an online dating/matchmaking site, and women always think they're "average".

On OkCupid, the trend seems to be that if you're 100lbs or more overweight, you call yourself "curvy". Usually "lumpy" is more apt. Christina Hendricks is curvy; Gabourey Sidibe is spherical.

Yes but dating sites are adverts for yourself... When supermarkets sell ready meals that a lot of people would normally call very salty and unhealthy, they aren't going to want to put that all over the box but instead stamp it with "very tasty" and "convenient". It up to people to be more savvy.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

I've noticed, in normal life, women always think they're fat. On the other hand, visit an online dating/matchmaking site, and women always think they're "average".
On OkCupid, the trend seems to be that if you're 100lbs or more overweight, you call yourself "curvy". Usually "lumpy" is more apt. Christina Hendricks is curvy; Gabourey Sidibe is spherical.

i.e. lies

If they're going to lie in their profile, they're not worth it anyway.

>> ^moopysnooze:

Yes but dating sites are adverts for yourself... When supermarkets sell ready meals that a lot of people would normally call very salty and unhealthy, they aren't going to want to put that all over the box but instead stamp it with "very tasty" and "convenient". It up to people to be more savvy.
>> ^xxovercastxx:
I've noticed, in normal life, women always think they're fat. On the other hand, visit an online dating/matchmaking site, and women always think they're "average".
On OkCupid, the trend seems to be that if you're 100lbs or more overweight, you call yourself "curvy". Usually "lumpy" is more apt. Christina Hendricks is curvy; Gabourey Sidibe is spherical.



Certainly you want to sell yourself but it's pretty pointless to lie about your physical appearance and then post a photo. Besides, there's plenty of guys who like big girls and none of them will be able to find you if you're lying about it.