Jesus is cool but God is a prick.

Also, what the fuck is up with cartoon makers and dilated pupils? That chick looks like she's on ecstasy.

This would have been better as a skit.

I recognise Stephen Hawking's voice, but it doesn't sound like anything he'd actually say. Has his voice box caught a virus? Who's the hoe?

Can we get an NSFW?

(Although in this case it probably stands for Nutjob Stopped, Female Wins...)

*nsfw

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I bought a washing machine, refrigerator, and a propane stove from Jesus, who lives not far from the sanitary landfill in Silver City. Jesus even hooked them all up. Jesus is great!!

This. Rocks.
...that is all.

I love these clips. Check out my sift of one. [NSFW]

As an atheist, I agree with the message, but come on, it's just a straw man argument. The Christian guy doesn't make any attempt to explain his position in a metaphysical sense, and allows the woman to continue to believe that he's talking about a literal person who's watching/stalking her.

She is right though, there's very little about "Jesus's love" that resembles actual love.

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Is that really what happens if you don't love Jesus? Eternal existence as a tortured soul? Has anyone considered the sheer number of damned souls versus happy souls there are in existence? I would feel really shitty and a little freaked out if I were in Heaven and found out we were so outnumbered by those in eternal bondage. Well, unless we were all puppet servant-worshippers of God with all delinquent thoughts and understanding of pain edited out of our memories.