You're all doing it wrong. Get naked, lube up, then try again.

I found it funny that all the people are acting like it's the first time they've seen porn. If they all aren't liars, they're all freaks. Normal adults know what hard core porn is, and are not surprised by 99.9% of it. I think it should probably be called 'prude/sheltered couples pretending to watch porn together for the first time'. I wouldn't believe this even if all the couples were 16 year olds these days.

For once I think the men were faking it while the women were probably being mostly sincere. Probably.

Besides, I still see porn that surprises me. Truly there is no limit to the imagination of horny men, we will never see it all.

Oh, and maybe I'm a prude, but I don't find the idea of watching porn with my gf at all erotic, only humourous. Pterodactyl porn is a thing. It exists. I'm so glad I live in the 21st century.

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