Get a job, hippies. I pay more in taxes than you make in a year.

He lost me at "raise my taxes."

I'm pretty sure she could get most people to go away just by opening her mouth. That voice

Jimmy Connors was such a cool freaking guy. I got to hang out with him when I was a kid, and he was one of the genuinely nice, sincere professional athletes. He treated his fans like a privilege, not an annoyance. 20+ years later, and I still respect him for that.

Cool shot, but the scoreboard says 31-27...

I lost it at double-clicking the hyperlink.

>> ^spoco2:
Just a word on how he handles getting into places like when he removes the drain cover... just wear a yellow/orange vest and look like you're supposed to be there and you'll have no problem. Wearing 'civilian' clothes and looking around suspiciously is the things that makes people think you're up to no good. It's hiding in plain view, and can work a lot better than trying to not be seen.


Came in here to post That. But it strikes me as if his favorite thing about it is the fear of getting caught. Since he basically talks about getting caught the whole time. So much so that he seems to even be exaggerating said possibility to artificially add excitement.

I imagine that they would further divide themselves into smaller gangs, even when segregated.

>> ^chilaxe:

Wouldn't it be more humane to segregate them to prevent gang fights and killings?
I guess that wouldn't be sufficiently politically correct, and while saving lives, would expose them to lawsuits.

Exactly what I was thinking. You can also back it up with the bucket. Bucket in, bucket down, bucket out, bucket up... repeat.

>> ^Payback:

What I really find telling is, the driver of the loader has NO IDEA how to drive it. One of the FIRST things you learn is how to crab-walk it sideways.
Bucket down, front wheels up
twist, move rear wheels forward
bucket up, front wheels down
twist the other way, wheels back
Repeat.

Could be an episode of Alligator Jackass.

"Hi, this is Johnny Alligator, and I'm about to bite an electric eel..."

Hit play after reading after "cheerleader gets nailed." Watched video, was dissapoint.

Yay! Valium & Xanax with her three martini lunch!

I have literally seen everything described in this clip. I don't understand why people must do this.

Wow. Really poorly handled. What a douche.

Max Weinberg got tan!!