Smarter than some people I know.

Love the little shark at 0:09 trying to take a ginormous bite like it's only gonna get one chance. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why does this have a cats and dogs tag?

So is there a way that I can buy like a 5 gallon bucket of ground chicken slurry?

Damn, got distracted watching this video. Now I'm late to my job at the Handsome Guy Museum.

>> ^demon_ix:
>> ^fjules:
Yeah, he is idiot because he hasn't been on internet for long enough to know what means. Arrogant bastards.

No, that doesn't make him an idiot, that just makes him a noob. He is, however, an idiot for declaring a half-speculation about an internet phenomenon on TV when a little research could have revealed his mistake and saved him quite a bit of professional ridicule.


No, he's an idiot for assuming people are readily drinking a cocktail containing kerosene, sulfuric acid and axle grease.

So wait... Bush wasn't a very good president?

>> ^bareboards2:
So somebody help me....
I thought viral was something that got passed around uber-quickly. Viral marketing is Corporate America attempting to get "viral."
So does viral just mean fake now? Or just mean advertising?
Dramatic Groundhog was viral, wasn't it? But it wasn't advertising anything.
It will be a sad day if Corporate America has so infiltrated things that "viral" is no longer used for Drama Queen Groundhogs....


It means that Pizza Hut made and totally approved this video, so in the chance it can fool people online into thinking it's real and spread virally, much like dramatic chipmunk.

What really happens is that everyone does end up seeing it, but in a ironic twist it's all people on video blogs who think they're super awesome detectives for figuring out that a video has corporate approval. Then later that day they all make the conscious decision "all by themselves" to have Pizza Hit for dinner.

This was pretty funny. I liked it better than QI, which to me is kind of dull. Still wish there was some kind of American version of a show like this.

>> ^bareboards2:
I think dad is so calm because he doesn't know the extent of the disaster and how hard it is to get food coloring out.
Did you hear the reference to the "new floor"?
Oh, he's right, he is toast!


Dad's calm because he's on camera. He'll kill the kids as soon as it's off.

>> ^starrychloe:
The CIA also used remote viewing agents to spy on the Soviet Union. Stanford has a large ESP research lab it devotes to testing paranormal events, and some have been proven beyond statistical anomalies.


Yes of course! And let's not forget the Department of Pre-crime too, right? I mean that's real, isn't it?

Let's put our heads together and come up with a tag for this one.

>> ^sirex:
>> ^westy:
bunch of twaty parents , accidents happen

true, but it's too late now, they decided to keep it.


parents: "Doctor, we've decided to have the abortion after all."

doctor: "But the child is 9 years old!"

parents: "Nevertheless..."

Nice. It would be funnier though if there wasn't already 3,000 if these.

In reply to this comment by Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
Well - you may like him but this video gives no cause to do so. 1. He makes a generic claim ('everyone is going to pay less'). 2. He supplies only shoddy assertions and unfounded opinions to justify his claim (we're magically going to save 10%). 3. He ignores the CBO report that says the plan is will not save even 0.001% (let alone 10%)

Do you have a link to the CBO report? I can't find that one on the CBO web site.