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Female MMA Fighter Chokes Out Reporter

obscenesimian says...

>> ^xxovercastxx:
My understanding is that the blood choke is banned in UFC because it's "dangerous", but I think it's really banned because it's just too fast.


Chokes in MMA are strangulation chokes which may compromise the airway, but are mostly compression of the carotid arteries and jugular veins. Much more force is required to compress the trachea, than is required to impede blood flow.

Police are not allowed to use them, because if applied for too long they can cause death and cops like to get creative and stick things like batons and nightsticks in there which can crush the windpipe or break the hyoid bone.

In MMA chokes that involve the blood vessels of the neck are perfectly safe as long as the ref and medical staff are able to respond after loss of consciousness.

BTW, one could conceivably train anyone to choke out a reporter with a rear naked if they don't think it's coming.

Americans are cowards. (Horrorshow Talk Post)

Sculpting in Solid Mercury, with Liquid Nitrogen

obscenesimian says...

Why does the ubernerd keep referring to this as an "experiment". It is clearly not an experiment. Unless of course his mom views this video and then he tapes the beating she gives him for screwing with her cornbread molds, testing his hypothesis that said beating will involve other baking utensils, such as a rolling pin.

Day 1 on Chantix (Blog Entry by rottenseed)

obscenesimian says...

Be aware that Chantix can cause fucking wild mood swings once you get towards the end of the cycle. It is a psychoactive drug, and it was not pleasant for me.
Hopefully you don't have that issue. It's still worth it to quit the damn coffin nails though.

US Switching to the Metric System?

Street Drummer Keeps the Beat Bangin' ♫

Street Drummer Keeps the Beat Bangin' ♫

obscenesimian says...

Wow!


A drummer so fucked up he's reduced to playing in the street. I mean, normally drummers need Left and right written on their shoes even when they are famous and well paid professional musicians, but this guy can't even figure out how to get paid short of placing a bucket on the street.

Jesse Ventura body slams Sean Hannity

obscenesimian says...

Jesse's a kook, see his comments on the twin towers controversy, but really, he has nothing nuch to do when challenging the likes of sean (lower case intentional).

sean is fucking transparent political schill.

Jesse has only to speak honestly of the last 8 years to make stunning, and powerful arguments against the likes of sean.

Jesse Ventura "Give Me A Waterboard Dick Cheney & One Hour!"

obscenesimian says...

So....Jesse talks about waterboarding, gives us a sinfully delicious image of Dick Cheny gagging and choking while water is poured into his nostrils and then Larry smoothly asks....."so how about U.S. mexico relations?"

God, what talent.

Megan Fox, as filmed by me one morning last week

Macbook Air - Best When Repeatedly Stabbed With Knife

Using nuclear explosions to propel spaceships: Project Orion

Dead-on: Dana Gould on the Gun Control 'Debate'

obscenesimian says...

I think We need some new invocations...

*pointless dickwaving
*caution..endless drivel
*slapfight
*?!$%

Some of these hot button issues never result in discussing the video, but descend into *see above

McCain Calls Out "Extreme Talk Show Hosts"



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