Dennis Leary is popping up everywhere, there's no escaping him. Talentless hack who got famous using material stolen from the late great Bill Hicks.

Lance Armstrong would never have wiped out like that. Those performance enhancing drugs give you a keener sense of balance and control.

Is it just my imagination, or did the african-american gentleman actually start the whole thing (as far as it getting physical, I mean). Doesn't really make him look any better than the goons who provoked him. And the Jewish guy seems a little unhinged too. And the audience is a bunch of quivering cowards. And the "non-racist" skinheads are a joke. Hell, everyone in this video sucks!

I thought this schtick was a lot funnier when Steven Wright did it. This junkie loser was about as funny as cancer, and equally sad.

Swampgirl, what is truly "disrespectful and shameful" to our soldiers, is failing to provide them with adequate protective gear, shipping their bodies home in unmarked trucks, censoring the photography of their flag-draped caskets and memorial services, cutting the benefits of those who survive their ordeal, and having a president who won't even attend any of their funerals. Oh yeah, and going on public school property to enlist them. Oh and also lying to them about why they are fighting. To name a few.

"Mission Accomplished"

Hey this is not a future concentration camp for dissidents, it is a Homeland Security Safety Center. Our children will be safe there when the Axis of Evil strikes. I already have my kids micro-chipped for easy retrieval and removal to safety, when the inevitable happens. I understand that they will have plenty of free McDonalds and Chik-Fil-A in there, and plenty of TVs with Fox News playing. Why the fuss? Your government has it all under control.

What a great groove. Where are all the Latinos? I thought they invented that shizzle.

Nice of the guy to dress up for the production.

Does anyone else find this absolutely painful to watch? This is worse than those commercials Jay Leno made for Doritos.

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"Why does she keep looking to the right (her left)? "

I would guess that the director told her to do it, because he thought it would make her look sexy (coy, coquettish, whatever). Reminds me of Susanna Hoffs, who constantly looks from side to side in those old Bangles videos. Of course, the real result is, she looks like an idiot who is thirty-something and still trying to be a college girl rock star.

How refreshing to see a host say what everyone else is already thinking, but wouldn't dare to say. Like all Hollywood ho's, Jennifer is a good shill for the studio, and plays the role of enthusiastic promoter, pretending to actually believe in the crappy project. You can tell that Stewart has no intention of being in any more movies, so he doesn't care if he pisses off his fellow yids at the big studios.

Jeremy cites the Popular Mechanics article that was written to help us all feel better about the unanswered questions. Interesting that the web version of that article doesn't cite an author. The author's last name is Chertoff. If that last name sounds familiar, it's because the author is the brother of our "Homeland Security" chief Michael Chertoff. Just something to think about. Now go back to sleep America, your government is in control. Go back to watching American Idol and the NBA finals.

All you have to do to know that this is phony, is to follow the link to the munkybutter site. It's just a couple of video/graphic design guys from Dallas who make phony video clips that you can buy, to drive more people to your site. I love watching weird clips that are real, but pretty soon idiots like this are going to have so many phony clips cluttering up the web that it will ruin it for everyone. I should have guessed they were a couple of profit-driven jarheads from Dallas, judging from the painfully unfunny writing and super-slick website.