We've all been there at some point.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/giant-squid-filmed-in-pacific-depths-japan-scientists/story-fn5fsgyc-1226549202804

They can grow to 10+ meters.

If you listen carefully, you can hear all of the girl's vaginas slamming shut.

"My ass is going to be like a dragon's nostril after this." Must remember that one.

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Tom-Hanks-Does-Slam-Poetry

Excellent video. My exact feelings about guns, media, knee-jerk gin control talks and police abuses.

I hated this movie, honestly. Such a shame because the second movie was amazing.

Caught and fired, but only after the homeowner put the video on YouTube.

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/UPS-employee-caught-red-handed-stealing-Christmas-gift-184373811.html

*isdupe

*beg

*isdupe

FYI for those not in the know: he is just doing a character. Acting!

*promote

Screw you VERY misleading thumbnail.

Shit. My eyes are leaking awesome again.