So I finally got enough kicks in the ass to sign up for charter. I am currently gloating over my bulging queue size, and admiring my fresh new color. Do you like it?

What next? Will the handsome protagonist escape the clutches of the evil Procrastinatox? Will the semi-imaginative blog title come back to haunt him? Will he succumb to the hordes of trolls and flamers? And what is the mystery behind his weird and unpronouncable screen name? Stay tuned for the next installment of...

The Eagle Has Landed!