you won the bet, but i don't remember the wager anymore. i think i was stoned when we placed the bet.

i out rank you. fuck a commune, i want power.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
It's a good thing you like smoking crystal meth, because I like staying up late and feeling hyper. Let's overthrow Videosift's hierarchy and start a commune.

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i like telling dirty jokes and i like smoking crystal meth, but mostly, i <3 you. In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Let's take our show to Vegas, where people appreciate humor and various venereal diseases.

i like telling dirty jokes and i like smoking crystal meth, but mostly, i <3 you. In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Let's take our show to Vegas, where people appreciate humor and various venereal diseases.

Hahahah, that cracks me up


In reply to this comment by thinker247:
"There" is defined as all of existence.

God takes you to "Beyond There," which is 1 percent farther from the edge of There.

Beyond There is comprised of 1 percent of all of There's existence.

The atomic composition of Beyond There is unknown, therefore we cannot assume that oxygen or carbon exist in Beyond There.

Thus, a trip to Beyond There could potentially be fatal. All risks should be assessed and all precautions should be taken before allowing god to take you 101% of the way there.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

You and Peggedbea should take your show on the road. A long, long road- far away.

thinker247 has been InstaHobbled by peggedbea for abusing the Sift.

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it's the terror of knowing what this world is about

I clicked to view your profile because of your avatar and when I saw what you put for your "real name" it made me laugh... Videosift isn't going to trick you that easily!! lol Well done my friend.

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what? i want an imaginary divorce.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Our family obeys authority without question, because all authority is put into place to help us. We do not need to think, we only need to follow.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
thats a fucking act of aggression! how dare you disrespect my authority!!!!!! KOWTOWING TO AUTHORITY IS THE GROWN UP ADULT MAN THINGS TO DO ANYTHING THATS NOT SUBMISSIVE TO MY AUTHORITY IS JUVENILE AND DESERVES COMMENTARY FROM THE INTERNET CHIDING YOU FOR YOUR IDIOCY!!!!!!!!!!!

we are videosift. we are proto fascists.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I want to blow bubbles in your face. Don't be angry.

thats a fucking act of aggression! how dare you disrespect my authority!!!!!! KOWTOWING TO AUTHORITY IS THE GROWN UP ADULT MAN THINGS TO DO ANYTHING THATS NOT SUBMISSIVE TO MY AUTHORITY IS JUVENILE AND DESERVES COMMENTARY FROM THE INTERNET CHIDING YOU FOR YOUR IDIOCY!!!!!!!!!!!

we are videosift. we are proto fascists.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I want to blow bubbles in your face. Don't be angry.

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sure, and ill be sure to save some of this dump i'm going to take later in a tupperware container for the occasion. i hope you like leftovers as much as you like sloppy seconds.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I want to touch the inside of your butthole. Lunch?