hehe, anyone who mocks this tard, i'm in

So weird! I'd never heard Armish Paradise til yesterday when they played it on the radio. So he did it? Nice coinkydink

It's got a great music video
http://www.videosift.com/video/Weird-Als-Amish-Paradise

Mariah Carey may be washed up, but I'd still do her. I'm not a sexist, but I realize that's probably a sexist statement. I still remember when she was young, and though her songs were lame she still had the voice of an angel.

(Long, lame, nostalgic bullshit warning)

It reminds of a girl with whom I used to work. At the time I was 23 and she was 18, and yet at that time I felt our age difference was vast. I thought I was so urbane and sophisticated because I was a whole 5 years older than her. Yeah, I was one of those guys who felt sophisticated at the mature age of 23. Crucifixion deserved.

The fact of the matter is that she was hot enough to relegate my 5+ year seniority to the dumpster because she was also a smart, funny, beautiful person who didn't feel the need to succor the delusions of a twenty-something individual to maintain her sense of self-worth.

So what am I trying to say? God DAMN all you smart and beautiful woman, that's what. And the less smart, less beautiful women too. You all get what you deserve: Never getting my company. So live with it. And you BEST not tell me you're over it already.

Because that would break my heart.

Again.

Moving this video to cheesemoo's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 3 days.