"Father, I cannot tell a lie. The Jews did it".

I'm not even sure if that was 5 seconds, but I AM sure that I laughed. If you can't laugh at a man dying for our sins, then what can you laugh at?

Patton Oswalt on the Passion of the Christ
"Making a movie about Jesus that focuses on the last couple days where he was crucified is like making a movie about Einstein depicting the time he had watery diarrhea shits for four hours."

David Cross on Jesus' crucifixion:
"As if you wouldn't want to be crucified... Hmmm, lemme see... I'm the son of God, and I could choose to stay down here where everybody hates me and everybody is sick and dirty and wants things from me all the time, or I could go up to heaven to sit at my father's side in judgement of all humanity for eternity. Well, sign me up! What, you only have three nails? Hell, do my feet like this! (crosses legs)."

I think we're supposed to be laughing at the man filming the man dying for our sins.

Nobody died for my sins.

budzos 4tw

Jew on a stick!

Yep.. That pretty much sums it up.

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