I hate to be a buzz-kill so I won't say it.

*promote

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I know what you are going to say, but before you go any further, I should tell you that this is actually a clip from the hyper-realist documentary entitled "Non-manipulated footage of actual things that happen in the real, actual world."

Ah that's right--one of Ken Burns's lesser-known works, I'd forgotten about it.

Man... she takes cabbages to the face like nobody's business!!!

Compiled solely from footage taken from rare security cameras that also include microphones.

there is no way this can be 100% fake

So fake I bet she has implants.

So fake I bet the cabbage has implants.

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