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htx13says...heard the name. didnt know she was that good looking.
antsays...*vintage
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Throbbinsays...*sports
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Sericsays...With no prior knowledge of this clip, I had to deconstruct what was going on with the characters myself. I think I'm pretty close to the original storyline.
*Scene set, by the beach, with a fat guy, and obviously, there's a trampoline there*
//Moves to guy sitting down, paving slab man, who has bad eyesight, sitting at picnic table with his paving slab//
Note: Paving slab man is friends with fat guy
Paving slab guy notices someone bouncing on the trampoline, but is however unsure (with his terrible short sighted vision) if it's a hairy guy or a pretty woman.
Paving slab guy does the 'is it a woman' check. On closer inspection and severe eye straining, it is found that trampoline person has breasts.
Paving slab guy reckons that they've sure got the trampoline skills and the breasts to warrant further investigation, so decides to check out the situation taking his paving slab with him to hopefully impress the individual.
Paving slab guy scrutinizes the individuals trampolining ability while initiating stage 2 of the 'is it a woman' check. Yes, indeed, she has a vagina and what's this? She can do the splits?!
Paving slab guy moves in for the kill, showing off his paving slab to his best ability.
//A CHALLENGER APPROACHES//
Paving slab guy is cock blocked by post-apocalyptic sunglasses woman.
Paving slab guy hugs his paving slab of fertility to to stop post-apocalyptic sunglasses woman from getting aroused.
End scene.
Trancecoachsays...after this clip, roman polansky impregnated her, and charlie manson's family mutilated her.
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