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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

submitted by Zifnab

1 decade 4 years 7 months 4 weeks ago

Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans. (From The Onion)

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Amazing... I love the gorillas statements about existence, they mirror mine...

as usual, as funny as the report is, the whole thing is outdone by the final statement. love that onion!

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bcglorf says...

I gotta hand it the onion, with their first 'news' bits I saw things going down hill fast. Instead they just keep getting better.

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