... and he even gets away with it, unlike us mortals.

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Strange as it may seem, some chicks dig douchebags.....for instance, exotic dancers, sufferers of past abuse.....douchey-bitches?? Brands' a douchebag.

Brand exudes love.

I dig him...I suppose douchey-bitch is the category that suits me best.

I like Brand quite a bit...in very small doses. He definitely gets on my nerves after about 5 minutes, though.

Great idea for a new channel!

Exactly! The earmark of a sheit comedian!! He's gonna end-up joining the ranks of some of the best....
Gallagher....Carrot Top...and Robbbb Schneiiider!

Please don't encourage this woman-You've witnessed her recent handiwork and soon they'll be coming out of the fucking rafters!!

Be Nice.

You'd better keep your distance @critical_d I'm a magnet for trouble.

Most douchey-bitches are.

Awwww....I love it when you talk all douchey to me.

Reminds of this: http://videosift.com/video/How-to-respond-when-a-girl-says-she-has-a-boyfriend-1

So does your sister.

If a woman informs you that she has a partner, just tell her you're ok with threesomes. There are enough orifices for everyone.