In honour of the confirmation of liquid water on mars, I present this speculative rendition of its possible implications for future human/martian interaction.
From the game's website:
Was he in your Tactical Zumba class, or was it Blood Pilates? Usually you wouldn't risk a shower right after class, they already talk enough shit about you, but the other day -- a cough then a smirk and then a knowing glance, that's all it ever takes until you start hoping against hope.
Don't fuck it up. Show up when he'll show up, right after class. Set multiple alarms on your phone, mark your calendar, clear your schedule. What is this terror? What is this ecstasy? What is it that fills you with this extraordinary excitement?... Boy, it's the promise of a workout.
⚠ "NSFW" CONTENT WARNING!!! ⚠ This game has intricately rendered naked men in it. However, all penises have been pixelated, to abide by Paypal et al's censorship policies. We apologize for the chilling effect of global technocapitalism on artistic expression.
7 Comments
eric3579says...That was hilarious *promote
siftbotsays...Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, September 30th, 2015 7:37am PDT - promote requested by eric3579.
articiansays...I thought this was going to be terrible but it turned out to be TERRIBLE.
NicoleBeesays...oh my
Fantomassays...Biggi And Banzaii are great. Their 'We Broke' series is probably their best stuff.
sillmasays...Man, indie games sure are saving the business. This was magnificent
Paybacksays...It's the sunglasses.
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