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Relationship Survival Guide: Pick Up Lines

submitted by nomino

1 decade 5 years 5 months 4 weeks ago

"With lines like these, the guys in this video surely aren't totally lonely losers by now. The really scary part is that one of these guys could've been your dad."

8 Comments

'Hi Mom!'

WTF! Wait is this Cornwall Dating Service?!

You had me at fire breathing dragons...

Is that Seth Green with a beard at 3:34?

Occupation: Body designer

wow... just.. fucking wow man

That really does look like Seth Green. What year is this video?

ant

Crap, no wonder I don't get any women. [grin]

Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!

>> ^Hybrid:
Is that Seth Green with a beard at 3:34?

LOL!!! it does look like him, but this dude is like 10 years older.

Hey, for a little bit better pick up lines check out: http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com

Here are a few funny ones:
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

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