What! People naturally have high body temps after sex, so its not my fault if i just need a minute to cool down.

Way too hot to spoon! Always too hot. Always go away after sex. Don't you have like a quilt to sew or a plate somewhere to wash or something? How about a vagina monologue to say somewhere? No? Well, do anything but clobber us with your body heat. We do silly shit like spooning before having sex with you, why would we want to do that after? Just hold you? Pshaw! Just fix me a grilled cheese sandwich! Anyhow, upvote for the (_{|}_)

Thanks for that, jonny!

P.S. just kidding all you lovely ladies of the Sift!

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^ oh crap, is ASCII art back in style?

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fuck it. it's a lizard.

The only part I could relate to was jerking off on the towel.

Ah, pity finds a home in the Internet age.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
The only part I could relate to was jerking off on the towel.

"Did you eat onions?" Where was that?

they missed the one where the girl questions the presence of a bucket, a funnel, and a quart of ipecac on the nightstand.

^What kind of shit are you into?

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

depressingly realistic

haha

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lol..my arms are tierd

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