John Candy isn't dead and he's living with Mike Huckabee?!!

There's something very wrong with me. I know it's awful, but every time I see a photo of one of those KFC Double Downs, I want one.


Bleh. It's a good thing they aren't sold here. Anti-Bacon religion finally does me some good.

Same, I'm repulsed by it.. but at the same time... I can only imagine how freaking delicious it must taste.... I still crave McRibs.

Some priest should molest Justin Bieber? Bill sure knows how to combine the unclassy and the unfunny.

I agree with him on many issues but he should really hire some better writing staff. A lot of the material feels forced and most of the time he just looks at the audience waiting for the laughs and then shrugs as if the audience didn't get the joke when in fact it just wasn't that funny.

You had me at "Eat shit and die."

Harsh jokes! But I thought this was one of the funnier New Rules segments.

So.. his thing is just to say things that decent people wouldn't? He should do more jokes.

That's basically it, actually. His first show was called Politically Incorrect, same show, fewer f-bombs. This one is called Real Time, presumably meaning "get real." His whole schtick has always been based upon what his perception of speaking "plainly" is. Frankly, I find his humor suffers from too much cynicism.>> ^Baera:

So.. his thing is just to say things that decent people wouldn't? He should do more jokes.

Maher is fast becoming the Dennis Miller of a new era.

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