Re: Jesus Nukes the Earth + He-Man

A He-Man parody of the recent "Jesus Nukes the Earth with Fireballs" video.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Jesus-Nukes-The-Earth-with-Fireballs
Fusionautsays...

So Jesus and Moses were walking around heaven one day when Moses says "You know Jesus? I've been watching those humans down on Earth and I've noticed that they are constantly engaged in the heinous act of oral sex!"
"Yeah, I've noticed that too," Jesus replied.
"Well I think that you should punish those evil sinners with sulfur and brimstone, just like when you flooded the Earth, so that they can atone for their sins!"
"I don't think so," said Jesus. "Instead, I will use a technique of modern pyscho pathology and reward those who have kept their mouth clean from this abomination with a gold Rolex watch. And on the back of this watch I will put a suitable inscription so that everyone will know how righteous they are."

And do you know what that inscription says?


Neither do I......

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