Ah...1985. The first time I ever sniffed coke off a whore's tits. Who knew that a mere two years later I'd be sucking dick for crack? Besides blankfist, that is.

1985...I had quit suckin on whores' tits a few years prior. I no longer needed my mother's breast milk for sustenance.

Moving this video to rottenseed's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

*promote automotive video bailout

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by kronosposeidon.

Ummm... *80s.

Adding video to channels (80s) - requested by Stingray.

It wasn't just the auto industry that was going through an awkward stage...

Did no one have any idea how to promote a product in the 80's?

"We're shooting an exciting new ad for the Duster"
"Oh, what color do you want for the shoot?"
"Well, the sets are gray, the props are gray, and most of the actors will be in gray.............so give us a gray one."