Newsreader menaced by Giant Seagull

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Ladies and gentlemen, what we've seen speaks for itself. The city of new york has apparently been taken over -- 'conquered' if you will -- by a master race of giant sea gulls. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the city or merely enslave it. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the gulls will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new avian overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their nests.

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