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74 Comments
choggiesays...I dunno man, I really despise ND too, can't stands him!!! All his songs run together....Poor Neil, some folks really dig him..is there no other ND on Videosift?
schmawysays...Well, we see eye to eye on that one!
Arsenault185says...This must be the first time anyone has ever downvoted their own video. Well fuck you schmawy, I'm upvoting it. What are you gonna do huh? Go up vote mine to? ooooohhhhhhh!
kulpimssays...oh yeah, this is gonna be worth it's weight in gold some day. i'm gonna go download it right now...
schmawysays...Hey Kulpims, don't forget to get with the cool kids and downvote!
schmawysays...*requeue
siftbotsays...Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 6:34am PST - requeue requested by submitter schmawy.
Issykittysays...LOL! You are funny, schmawy! I don't think I've ever seen anyone downvote their own post before. History in the making right over here!!!
schmawysays...I wonder what would happen if I *promote this?
E: Foo. How many power points does one need to promote? Oh, I see, it's not about points at all. it's about my low-class bronze status.
siftbotsays...Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter schmawy because schmawy does not have enough Power Points.
choggiesays...Nope....I have down voted my own posts before and seen a couple other folks do it to......Poor Neil....well, he's really not poor is he??? Just fading away....
schmawysays...Dead with Banter playlist Choggie? Writing ol' Neil off prematurely, aren't you? He's got six schmaltzy hours left to live!
choggiesays...hey schmawy, you should use this post for a test to see just how many times a viddy can be requeued before siftbot talks or until we get the button....whichever comes first-
Go Neil!!!!
schmawysays...Got any spare promotes Choggie? I dare you!
choggiesays...Whooo ho 0 votes and 1 requeue...what the hell schmawy, give her a requeue?!(and y'all get all bent outta shape when I make up words!!!)
re-queue.
schmawysays...*requeue
siftbotsays...Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Thursday, January 24th, 2008 5:50am PST - requeue requested by submitter schmawy.
dystopianfuturetodaysays...It doesn't get much cheesier than ND. Lap it up people. He is just one comedic Will-Ferrel-Styled-impression short of a lounge legend. They commin' to Americcaaah.
schmawysays...Here we go again. I won't be offended if anybody downvotes. Really. *requeue
siftbotsays...Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Thursday, January 24th, 2008 7:48pm PST - requeue requested by submitter schmawy.
my15minutessays...yeah, i upvoted it. big surprise, right?
hey. it's pretty much for the same reason as my Crazy fuckin' Eddie commercial sift.
i'm not under the illusion anyone's enjoying it, i just want some youngsters to appreciate what they narrowly escaped!!
schmawysays...Turn on your heart-light, My15!
choggiesays...oooooh, Heart Light,,BBLLLLEEGH!
schmawysays...*requeue
siftbotsays...Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Friday, January 25th, 2008 4:35pm PST - requeue requested by submitter schmawy.
schmawysays...Yeah, Sifty. "one more try". Says you.
Interesting Fact #4 about Neil Diamond:
When Neil Diamond records an album, he locks himself into the studio with a thick stack of yellow legal pads, several boxes of pre-sharpened pencils and some water. and stays in there 'till it's done. Y'know, so it doesn't come out sounding forced or anything.
schmawysays...*requeue
siftbotsays...Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Saturday, January 26th, 2008 7:07am PST - requeue requested by submitter schmawy.
schmawysays...I'm now forcing myself to listen to it every time I *requeue so I'm paying a price for this choggie. Have mercy.
siftbotsays...Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Saturday, January 26th, 2008 8:27pm PST - requeue requested by submitter schmawy.
schmawysays...I can't do it. It's starting to affect my state of mind. I'm bursting into song "dryyyyyyy yoooooo riiiiiiiise". Striking poses and playing it on the jukebox at the bar. It's not healthy.
oxdottirsays...I would love to upvote, shmawy, but I can't do it. When I was a girl, I was in a group of girlfriends who would get together sometimes and listen to neal diamond and write really, really, really bad poetry. I didn't have the guts to explain how much I loathed neal diamond, and I was scarred for life.
schmawysays...By all means, Oxdottir, downvote and begin the healing process, you've suffered enough.
twiddlessays...*promote
siftbotsays...Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Sunday, January 27th, 2008 2:19pm PST - promote requested by twiddles.
schmawysays...AAAH! Curse you Twiddles! That's it. I'm changing the title from "Neil Diamond" to "practice your downvotes" or "Neil Diamond Victim Support thread".
schmawysays...Interesting Fact #26 about Neil Diamond:
After his second divorce in 1995 Neil Diamond payed a landmark $150 Million dollar settlement, said to be the fourth largest in history. His response to this was "She earned every penny". That's what it's like to live with Neil Diamond.
schmawysays...*discard. Sorry, It's got nine votes and I can't have this on my permanent record.
siftbotsays...Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter schmawy.
Thylansays...you might want to * kill it then too, just incase someone is heartless enough too *promote
>> ^schmawy:
discard. Sorry, It's got nine votes and I can't have this on my permanent record.
siftbotsays...Invocations (promote) cannot be called by Thylan because Thylan is not privileged - sorry.
schmawysays...whoo. that was close. quit foolin' around!
schmawysays...whoo. that was close.
schmawysays...whoo. that was close.
schmawysays...Oops. Commenting from a cellphone is not reccomended.
Issykittysays...Awww Schmawy!!! Discarded? NOOOOOO! Lucky for you I used my power point so I cannot *promote!!!
siftbotsays...Issykitty cannot promote this post because Issykitty does not have enough Power Points.
schmawysays...whew! Dodged another bullet. If you do promote Issykitty, it's going on YOUR rap sheet not mine!
cheesemoosays...Let's see here, I probably can't *promote, can I?
siftbotsays...Invocations (promote) cannot be called by cheesemoo because cheesemoo is not privileged - sorry.
cheesemoosays...One day, sifty, one day...
choggiesays...*promote
Call it a change of pants...
siftbotsays...Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 6:43am PST - promote requested by choggie.
schmawysays...Oh choggie, you didn't! Whoever casts the tenth vote will carry the shame for all eternity.
Guntersays...I had to do it!. I was laughing so hard at how lame he is I had to!
schmawysays...For shame, Gunter. This is going on your permanent record!
Guntersays...should re-tag it *comedy
siftbotsays...Invocations (comedy) cannot be called by Gunter because Gunter is not privileged - sorry.
Guntersays...Shut up siftbot!, I've been here long enough. Why you always gotta hate me
schmawysays...I sort of suspect this whole debacle had something to do with the death of * requeue, for the powers that be realized the evil it could unleash.
swampgirlsays...*vintage hehehh
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Vintage) - requested by swampgirl.
winkler1says...Purple suit + cheesy sunglasses + horrible affected delivery...yeah, \/.
That1Swedesays...I'm a mindless sheep and you asked for a downvote.
vinovinsays...I looooooove neil diamond. This video reawakened my passion for him (much to the dismay of others.)
crittttersays...*promote
siftbotsays...Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 12:17pm PST - promote requested by critttter.
schmawysays...How DARE you Critttter! I see you're already abusing your new found powers.
crittttersays...I woke this morning with all these emotions...
schmawysays...*reclaimdownvote
kulpimssays...*length=3:17
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eric3579says...*findthumb *length=3:16
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