Maybe the next channel should be *apocalypse.

Unbelievable. We actually ran out of debt.

They're putting up a new one with two extra spaces next year. Not very forward-thinking. They may need more spaces as this crisis really gets crazy.

You realize that by adding two more digits you're actually /planning/ to incur debt in the quadrillions!?! How about we set ourselves a goal of taking that fucking thing down instead?

Who's going to pay for the new clock? Oh wait, they'll just charge it.

That is just sad. It just hurts to be an American right now.

I think this also fits under *future. As in the mortgaged futures of our grandchildren, and great grandchildren.. Not to mention Mother Nature's collateral.

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Actually due to inflation it makes perfect sense that the American dollar will be worth even less, forcing the larger clock (assuming they don't stop the deficits any time soon).

Seeing as how voters would rather french kiss a terrorist than pay more in taxes - it seems! - then it's unfortunately a likely outcome.

yeah wtf add 2 more digits? why won't my bank let me do that?

*money

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