One time when I visited Grand Teton Nat'l Park (which is immediately south of Yellowstone National Park, in case you didn't know) about 10 years ago, my girlfriend and I stopped on the side of a little dirt road to take some pictures. Unbeknownst to us there was a female moose no more than ten feet away from me when I stepped around a bush on the side of that road. It grunted, we ran, drove off, then laughed about it later. It never chased us, but we still considered ourselves lucky.

The NEXT day, in the SAME god damn park, I stepped out of my truck to take some more pictures. I walked into a clearing, and lo and behold there was a male moose, this time about 75 ft. away. Unlike his female counterpart, when he saw me he immediately started running right toward me. I ran, drove off, did NOT laugh, and cursed every motherfucking moose in existence.

Ten years later I'm still not sure if I'm ready to forgive them. Big homely assholes.

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