Love it. I find people who tout these type of "people skills" to be utterly creepy. So many people go around claiming skills they can hardly identify, much less apply.

Stroking the bread. brilliant.

My heart goes out to people with bad communication skills, I just keep talking to them until they drop the charade. Met some damn fine people that way.

I'm disappointed. From the title, I thought this would be a sketch about the skill of person(s) with low income...