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Mentally Handicapped Man Wins the Battle, But Loses the War

1 decade 6 years 1 month ago

A mentally handicapped man kicks a small boy after the kid's volume distracts his cell phone call. The boy's father doesn't seem too pleased.

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My version of the dialogue:

Handi-capable youngin': I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles! Oh look! I have a ring ring on my phony phone! Hello? I like turtles I like turtles I like turtles!

Kid: Turtles are gay! Turtles are gay! Turtles are gay!

Handi-capable youngster: Turtles are not gay! Well, some of them might be, but most of them are neat-o! You doo-doo head! I kick you now!

Father: GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING TURTLES OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! *punch*