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MS Paint Porn

submitted by EDD

1 decade 5 years 5 months 2 weeks ago

The Spelunker laments the fall of art as we know it into the dingy nether-regions of Microsoft Paint.

13 Comments

griefer_queafer

Sounds interesting, but for some reason its not playing for me. (??) The video is there, but its just black.

^Thanks for the heads-up there, griefer_queafer. I had modified the embed so that it would automatically play HQ, and it was working for me, but I see YT folks haven't resolved the occasional 'no hq video' issue yet.

Reverted back to default, only altered starting point (skipped company logo).

griefer_queafer

Wow. This is just as good as I had hoped. Fucking brilliant!

"Even Munch couldn't capture the existential dread of 'Robot with Penis Teeth Gives a Handjob." HAHAHAHA! Perhaps one of the best videos I have seen on my thus far short videosift experience. Wish I could promote.

funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Awesome!

I'm looking at the actual site - this is epic LOL material. I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a single website in my life.

inflatablevagina

I actually laughed out loud... and this time I was laughing at jokes I didn't say.

http://i42.tinypic.com/6e3foi.jpg

my submission to the site.

>> ^EndAll:
http://i42.tinypic.com/6e3foi.jpg
my submission to the site.

OMG, is that what a Leprechaun genital looks like? Remind me to never go to Ireland...

inflatablevagina

Bravo my friend!!!!!!

>> ^EndAll:
http://i42.tinypic.com/6e3foi.jpg
my submission to the site.

burdturgler

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, June 13th, 2009 7:23pm PDT - promote requested by burdturgler.

ant

*NSFW

This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by ant.

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