Photos during the attack:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_lindsay_lohan_gets_attacked_by_antifur_activist-11142008.php


Photos after the incident:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/after_the_flour-11152008.php

Those guards suck really bad.

They aren't wearing suits, they don't have their armor on, and they suck at escorts. The first thing to do is keep your client moving, as fast as possible.

Instead they fucked around trying to grab the person who did it.

When are these fuckers going to high real escorts, and not some lame as gangsters.


How To Escort: Single Guard

You have two places you can stand when escorting a client. In the front, or in the back.

I prefer to stand just back about 2 feet, behind and to the left of the client. This way if something happens you can proceed to hand the client off to the car, or into a building.

Two Guards:

One in front, one in the back. The more clients you have the more guards you need.

What to do if attacked by a mob?
Escort them to safety, if there is an attack you defend the client only when escape is not viable.

Proper Way to Defend?
Open handed strikes, to the side of the perp's head, stun them enough to make a dash to safer climes.

GOLDEN RULE!
NEVER EVER STOP TO FIGHT! Always clear the client out of the area, do not ever try to arrest, or hold a perpetrator.

the dude was like, hey you're kinda cute... and she's all.. hey.. no one is holding me...

casual run ftw

I don't know which is more retarded: PETA and their stupid tactics to get their message across, or that Paris Hilton knockoff.

Don't know if I saw it on "Top Chef" or "Project Runway" but flour apparently helps to thicken fur coats.

I think everyone can agree that cruelty to animals is bad, but PETA supporters tend to act like a bunch of thugs and hooligans, which makes it really hard to agree with them even when they're right.

Bollocks.

I wouldn't have known that Lindsay Lohan has no problem with wearing animal fur, and neither would any of you, if PETA hadn't done this.

Whether or not you agree with it is missing the entire point of why people do these kinds of stunts in the first place.

Fuck the Lohan part... Up vote for the french chick blowing me a kiss!

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