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Keyboard Cat does it purrfectly | Wonderful Pistachios

submitted by ant

1 decade 3 years 6 months 2 weeks ago

"Keyboard Cat does it purrfectly. Watch the video to see how Keyboard Cat Gets Crackin' with Wonderful Pistachios."

7 Comments

dystopianfuturetoday

more 1337 Ad ideas from last decade:

Rickroll: Guy in suit dances and sings - never gonna crack my nuts, never gonna chem them up, never gonna bite my Wonderful Pistachios!

HamsterDance: Wacky hamster dance song paired with crude lo rez animation of dancing pistachios.

Dramatic chipmunk: Da da daaaa.... chipmunk turns around and guess what he's eating? A pistachio.

Possible slogans:
IM IN UR KITCHEN, EATIN UR PISTACHIOS!!1!
ALL UR PISTACHIOS ARE BELONG IN UR BELLY!

If you like any of these ideas, just contact me at my friendster account.

keyboard cat is dead. this is either a zombie cat, or an imposter.

Eat enough pistachios and you come back from the dead!
>> ^sometimes:

keyboard cat is dead. this is either a zombie cat, or an imposter.

ant

>> ^sometimes:

keyboard cat is dead. this is either a zombie cat, or an imposter.

Of course, it's not him. DUH!

Chaucer says...

pistachios are poisonous to cats... so what is this ad actually saying?

*viral

Adding video to channels (Viral) - requested by Trancecoach.

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