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If Chris Farley Was A Woman, And Took Up Yarn Spinning

submitted by williamgatesiii
1 decade 4 years 9 months ago

I think this video is supposed to be an actual instructional video on spinning yarn, but the first 1:30 just cracks me up! Chris Farley.... yarn spinning.... too much....

10 Comments

*howto

Adding video to channels (Howto) - requested by schmawy.

Moving this video to williamgatesiii's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

Well I just watched this....I dont really know what to say. I guess Im thankfull that she said "excuse me " when she leaned on one fatass cheek and farted @ 5:50.
It will be no surprise to anybody that I would have prefered Chris Farley to be in the vid.I would like to unwatch this.

Help a Noob weekend for me ~
Creative title & description, plus it's real "how to" ... *promote, I say!

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by laura.

5:51... is that a fart? *quality. I think I love this woman.

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by MycroftHomlz.

dag

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She's fantastic. Great post.

You know I was prepared to flame the title, but she really is kinda channelling him. She has some of his mannerisms and is pretty funny for what the content is about. You got my vote.

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