"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt." - Hunter S. Thompson

I was curious about the "Never call 911" note on the fridge, so googled and found this:
http://hunterthompsonfilms.com/vodcast/2009/08/14/never-call-911/

Now I'm off to re-watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas again.

Is that Charlie Sheen narrating?

Sounded like Nick Nolte to me

No!

It's Tom Waits!

edit: I take that back.
@deathcow is right.. It's probably Nick Nolte, since he's the narrator for the Hunter S. biopic, "Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride."

>> ^ponceleon:

Is that Charlie Sheen narrating?

That's absolutely Nick Nolte. You can hear it in the first part. Last part sounds like Nick Nolte doing a Tom Waits impression.

I was initially skeptical of the rationality of Thompson's suicide, but then he said he was 67.

At that age, many people are just a shadow of their former selves, and they're just going to cost society a fortune in medical bills fighting the inevitable.