Oh Jesseofthenorth, it's really not all that complicated. One day you'll see.

(Great sift)

How to know if she'll be good in bed:

1. She's in my bed

on the whole, rings true. but i would say that this is a kind of hasty linkage (ahem) of EVERYDAY or OUTWARD confindence on the part of a gal and a wildness in bed. studies on this end indicate that there is never an obvious correlation. one case in particular indicates the opposite: confident gal does not necessarily a sack-tomcat make.

*scribbles notes*

Uhu, go on...

What if she's a corpse...in your bed? What if she's with your brother...in your bed? What if she's a guy...in your bed?

I want a fortune cookie.
>> ^kronosposeidon:

How to know if she'll be good in bed:
1. She's in my bed

As one of the few VS males who has had the intercourse without paying for it, I can attest to the value of some of these observations.
The ice cream thing is BS though - everyone knows that the desire for pralines is the true divining rod of sexual aptitude.

It's all good.
>> ^thinker247:

What if she's a corpse...in your bed? What if she's with your brother...in your bed? What if she's a guy...in your bed?
I want a fortune cookie.