Wow, I can't tell if his parents are gigantic dicks, or if they thought he'd know it was chalk and not eat it.

I vote for gigantic dicks mostly.

I'd second the dicks, if they didn't want him to eat it they would've stopped him.

Also.. Think they need more trash cans?

This past holiday season, my grandma sent me:

A lump of coal, which was really Licorice... Soap.

Sequence: ..., haha, funny, licorice as coal, yummy! bite. chew. vomit up recent meal and soap. taste licorice soap all day.

i kinda like it when my parents trick me... you need to learn that the world is going to keep you on your toes

^vairetube: You may be the first person I've met who finds licorice yummy.

Also: your parents still trick you?

I know of two people who are getting put in a home 30 years from now.

I have a buddy, we call him Jimmy the Liar, because he's the kind of guy who will obscure the truth for no apparent reason. It turns out, that when he was a very young kid his dad told him to go wash the cat. It all makes sense now.

Might have been funny if the dad wasn't cackling the whole time...gee you tricked an 8 year old...wow.

*lies! The cookies are a lie!

Adding video to channels (Lies) - requested by schmawy.