"During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily chicken.” and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities.

The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts.

At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is… that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!"

On the one hand, this is terrible.

On the other hand, Miracle Manna may be just what it takes for some new netizen to discover failblog. See the potential?

Also, that image of the burning bible - priceless (especially in an ad that would make Satan proud).

Matzah bread FTW

I want to point out that when scrolling optimistic words across the screen, they spelt 'empowered' as 'empowerd'. At first I thought it was ye olde biblical spelling, but I was wrong. They're just dumb.

Matzah?

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