I'm making fun of him because hes stupid, not because hes fat.

Edit: also dude, heart attack, you're one rant away.

That's the most exercise this fatty has had all month.

in his defense, I do think it's dumb that USPS delivers every day in the electronic age.

Don't get me wrong, I think there needs to be a cheap non-commercial delivery service alternative. But in the age of e-mail and the USPS is having problems, why the fuck do they need to deliver every day? All I get from them is fucking fliers and ads. Why not cut back on delivery days? maybe only deliver 3 times a week, or hell..why not once a week? If you're actually writing a simple letter, sorry it doesn't need to be there that fast. If you wanted fast, you'd use e-mail. so why not cut back on how many delivery days there are?

As for Fed-Ex/UPS why do they deliver during the day when the vast majority of us work 8-5? I live in an apartment complex with an apartmant office so they just deliver to that and I pick it up when I get home, but my previous apt didn't have that so I had to routinely drive out to UPS/FedEx to get my stuff and it's annoying as hell.

oh and also.....FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

In his defense he's funny to watch. I do feel like one day there will be a video of him croaking while doing one of these. I don't know who'd post it, though.

I made it as far as "fuck it ... sometime before the end of the world!" and I had to stop because I couldn't fucking breathe. OMG I don't know why that was so funny.

FYI for those not in the know: he is just doing a character. Acting!