I was going to make a joke about "fast food", but you all know me, I would never stoop that low.

Amazing!. This restaurant has more camera's pointed at it than the Pentagon during 9/11.

This guy gets thrown 10 feet across the room, almost dies, but remains seated. The first thing he does is not to get up, check for injuries, or discern what just happened. Priority number one for this man is to locate his hat and replace it where it had been before a van and a wall almost crushed him, squarely atop his bald head. Now that is one cool customer.

No pun intended. I'm sure the meal was gratis.

^And I'm sure* the driver was old.

*almost

>> ^handmethekeysyou:
This guy gets thrown 10 feet across the room, almost dies, but remains seated. The first thing he does is not to get up, check for injuries, or discern what just happened. Priority number one for this man is to locate his hat and replace it where it had been before a van and a wall almost crushed him, squarely atop his bald head. Now that is one cool customer.

My guess is that he was in shock. The hat was just something normal in an absolutely abnormal set of circumstances. If I were him my thought process would have been something like 'holyfuckinghellwhatjusthappened... hat should be on head... jesuschristhuhfuckingwhat?'