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Dildo Song

submitted by cybrbeast

1 decade 7 years 1 month 3 weeks ago

What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
And, makes a buzz-ity sound?
It's long - a schlong - a marvelous dong!
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

What fits in a sock?
Feels better than cock?
And, unlike a man, it's slow
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your clit
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

It's Dildo! It's Dildo!
It's big - it's fleshy - it's ribbed
It's Dildo! It's Dildo!
Yes, that's right, it's ribbed

What fits in your crack?
Some even have sac's?
The penis you don't have to blow
They're not just for gays
They use double-a's (AA's)
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

A dildo-dog. A dildo-plane.
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the knob - they buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys!

What makes you cum?
And, fits in your bum?
Some of them even can glow!
A dink! A dink! In marvelous pink!
Everyone knows - it's dildo!

A long fleshy tube
Use oil-based lube
Not just for the neighbourhood ho's
For a Girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for the perfect fellow

They're dildoes! They're dildoes!
The sex toys that everyone likes!
They're dildoes! They're dildoes!
For gay men and even for dykes!

4 Comments

cybrbeast

says...

I see it has been discarded a few times, but I think it's worth another try, it made me LOL, and it's a catchy tune

persephone

says...

We never got the slinky song over here, that I remember, at least, but I have heard it enough from Dag, who likes to sing it at random moments, to get a good laugh out of this.