Me and necrophilia, we have a common problem. It's the excessively prevalent 'life after death' myth.

A promiscuous friend of mine went to the doctor and found out she had mites, presumably from having sex with a dude that had sex with a corpse. Good times.

>> ^gwiz665:
A promiscuous friend of mine went to the doctor and found out she had mites, presumably from having sex with a dude that had sex with a corpse. Good times.


I first heard that urban legend about 10 years ago.

I'm cool with it as long as they don't toss my dead salad. That's just all kinds of wrong.

It's all well and good until you picture your grandma like a swiss cheese... mmm, extra aged...

Edgy doesn't work so well in the Queen's English.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I'm cool with it as long as they don't toss my dead salad. That's just all kinds of wrong.

Especially when you die on the shitter...

The differences in accents among David Mitchell, Patrick Stewart, and Richard Dawkins are as big as the differences in accents among George Bush, Jon Stewart, and guys in Fargo ND. Queen's English has a much more specific meaning than just anybody from England. I'm not even from England and I can tell the difference.

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