He took his glasses off just so that he could put them on again.

I'm pretty sure David Caruso wrote this show for himself when he was 12.

How much of a douche do you have to be in real life to portray this character?

>> ^Xax:

How much of a douche do you have to be in real life to portray this character?


<puts sunglasses on>
Let's just say his vagina smells fresh.

You know what I also "love" about CSI Miami?

the fact that the guys from the lab, who for all intents and purposes are public workers, have Humvee's as their official work cars. One of the least efficient motor vehicles ever made, and not exactly cheap. No wonder the US is about to default! lol

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

You do realize the show is fact right?

>> ^EMPIRE:

You know what I also "love" about CSI Miami?
the fact that the guys from the lab, who for all intents and purposes are public workers, have Humvee's as their official work cars. One of the least efficient motor vehicles ever made, and not exactly cheap. No wonder the US is about to default! lol

Of course... It's mostly factual, in particular those scenes when they manage to "enhance" a suspect's image to perfection from a blurry photograph or low resolution security cam

>> ^Chaucer:

You do realize the show is fact right?
>> ^EMPIRE:
You know what I also "love" about CSI Miami?
the fact that the guys from the lab, who for all intents and purposes are public workers, have Humvee's as their official work cars. One of the least efficient motor vehicles ever made, and not exactly cheap. No wonder the US is about to default! lol

"uh, sir? I've just been informed by Mercedes-Benz that we're not getting paid for the product placement."
"What?!"
"We are, after all, blowing up their car."
"Yes, but we have DAVID CARUSO blowing up their car. That's gotta count for something."
"Tried that one, sir. It didn't fly."
"Oh well. Call the sunglasses company, ask them how much they'll pay for a shot of Caruso putting on his glasses with a car exploding in the background."
"But sir, we just had him take them off..."
"...aaaaaand you're fired."

CSI Miami is written by retarded 12 year olds, apparently.

Fixed
>> ^jwray:

CSI Miami is written by (and for) retarded 12 year olds, apparently.

Also *wtf, even with context, I doubt this would make much sense.

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by KnivesOut.

DUH, this is why you do not park in the Sun without one of those windshield covers.

Rofl. Note to self. Dont post when low on sleep. Meant to say fictional.
>> ^Chaucer:

You do realize the show is fact right?
>> ^EMPIRE:
You know what I also "love" about CSI Miami?
the fact that the guys from the lab, who for all intents and purposes are public workers, have Humvee's as their official work cars. One of the least efficient motor vehicles ever made, and not exactly cheap. No wonder the US is about to default! lol