littledragon_79, you remind me of Hitler in every way. I'm not actually comparing you to Hitler, though. I swear it.

Noooo! You cannot end a video in the middle of the ending cadence of a Bach Toccata! Luckily I was close to a piano when it happened...

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

How... do those words... come of out someone's mouth?

"My daddy'll take care of it."

That's how.

Awesome comments regarding Hindrocket here: http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=13676

My favorite: "I bet Assrocket goes to bed each night serenely secure in his Bush jammies while praying for wet dreams."

"It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile."

-John Hinderaker in 2007

I know Rep. Brown is a complete dolt, but how does John Hinderaker NOT get #1 on that list?

"I'd call you paranoid... but that would be an insult to people getting treatment for paranoia"
It's people like Hinderaker who make me paranoid that all hope is lost for the right half of this country.