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Christian Punk Anti-Masturbation Song

submitted by dystopianfuturetoday

1 decade 4 years 3 weeks ago

Put that sex pistol away until marriage.

9 Comments

Wow, the actual name of the band is "Lust Control". They could have just masturbated and saved themselves 4 or 5 years going down the road to musical obscurity.

oh the stupid, it hurts!!!

You need a side hug! ♫

braindonut says...

Guitar solo? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

*does a guitar solo*

They were right. That was pretty good.

braindonut says...

PS: Jesus is watching you have sex with your wife. And he only likes watching virgins, guys... Don't fuck this up for him, srsly.

While you were watching this, 4328399 people were masturbating.

basically all i ever do is masturbate. and jesus watches me. whatevs.

So i am guessing they arnt fans of the flesh light.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'christian punk, punk, masturbation' to 'christian punk, masturbation, artificial sex, your body is for the lord' - edited by SlipperyPete

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