DAMN PARAMOUNT TO HELL! Damn those writers and exes to a lifetime of festering ass boils and hemorrhoids!

This ending IS even worse than the one used. I would have thrown a fit. Instead the one used I just sat there w/ my mouth agape dumbfounded. I didn't start getting really pissed until the drive home.

Captain Kirk should have gone out IN FLAMES! FLAMES!!!! Literally man, on fire ..still kicking asses, making computers self destruct and kissing hot beehive haired yeomans and naked green women along the way.

I wanted to see him push Spock and McCoy into the last shuttle craft and he had to punch them out first, and flaming Kirk goes back to kicking yet more asses until he hits self destruct and blows he and Enterprise up over San Francisco while everyone screams and cheers!!!! KIIIRRRRRRRRKKK!!!!!

WOOT!! that's right!

(thanks Blankman I enjoyed this )

A HERO damnit! They gave Kirk a glorified 'red shirt' special. Paramount deserves to have lost the franchise.

Next Gen.. pshhh. There's not enough testosterone in the whole collective crew to fill ONE set of testicles.. and that INCLUDES Worf.

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>> ^swampgirl:
Next Gen.. pshhh. There's not enough testosterone in the whole collective crew to fill ONE set of testicles.. and that INCLUDES Worf.

oh, come on - what about Wesley?

Oh man, I totally forgot what the entire movie was about - had to check out the Wiki link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_Generations Now, though, I recall something cool about the whole thing - I read an earlier draft of the script online which was shared on a BBS I used to call (anyone remember BBSes?).

The opening sequence was similar, except it had Kirk flying around on a rocket jet pack - it was SOOO cool in text. I was disappointed they clearly cut that part out.

Proving, once again, that Picard is the superior captain!

Alternative über-nerd joke:

Dah-dah-dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah-dah! Dah-dah-dah dah dah dah dah dah-dah DAH dah!

Sketch, how dare you invoke that fight theme and reference Picard at the same time

Are we going to argue who is the better captain? Cuz I vote for Jean-Luc.

Picard is clearly the superior Captain, which involves using your brain more than your brawn. It's a shame that the movies transformed Picard into a pseudo-kirk action hero that a Captain should not be. The series handled it better.

Also I'm such a nerd.

In any case, I sort of disliked the death of Kirk too, because it was so lackluster (both this and the one used). He could have gone out in flames, hair-piece burning and all (oh yeah, I went there), which could give him a hero's end; sacrificing himself to save the others, like Spock in wrath of khan, or they could make a statement about death as a non-heroic thing - it hits when you least expect it. I think they sort of did the last, much like the death of Sirius Black in Harry Potter.

Yeah, Kirk really needed to die at the helm of a starship, preferably saving the day in the process.

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