You know, I have been patrolling the neighborhood where O'Reilly supposedly lives for weeks now with six cartons of eggs in my passenger seat and have not seen him come out for the newspaper.

But this all makes perfect sense now. He lives in the "O'Reilly Cave" section of the tunnels under Fox's studios.

Dont worry, I'll flush him out of hiding and egg him one of these days. And the eggs, well, the longer it takes me the more rancid they will be when they finally strike their target.

Commie Conyers can only help galvanize Republicans.

We'll never get this plaque honoring Black Criminal Democrat Politicians finished when we keep having to add names every few months!

This absolutely enrages me.

They better arrest Rove's ass this Monday if he doesn't show up.

The rule of law applies to everyone, even sneaky lick-spittles like Rove.