my cat is always an asshole, but he doesn't ever scratch/bite at babies when they f*ck with him. think they know?

It's hopeful that a cat can reason that a baby is a human kitten. If they do, it could have to do with the cooing sounds that act as a universal message.

When I was little, I did something like this and the friend's cat scratched my face or something to make me cry.

I think this is just a very nice and kid-friendly kittycat, and there are many out there. I had similar experience as ant when I was a kid, with a mean kitty, and I think it traumatized me enough because I didn't like cats until I was well into adulthood. Imagine that!

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