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Ass Pennies

submitted by sjpike
1 decade 7 years 2 months 3 weeks ago

Comedy

20 Comments

I use only a debit card.

Lolthien says...

That is no help swampgirl! I've put a different prepaid debit card up my ass every day for 11 years, then given them out for free to strangers. They've used my ass debit card to pay for everything.. for gas, for candy at candy stores, for haircuts, for clothes at department stores. Which means, that is 4015 debit cards that have been swiped thousands of times all over the country, so no matter where you use your debit card, chances are sometime, somewhere, your debit card has been swiped through the same machine as my ass debit cards. You've got something in your wallet that has been in direct contact with a machine that has been direct contact with something that was up my ass!!!

Ah, so that's why the 3 number ID code on the back looks wiped off!

LittleRed says...

I know i'm not privileged, but *dead.

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by LittleRed because LittleRed is not privileged - sorry.

*dead

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by jonny.

Awarding firefly with one star point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

bleedingsnowman

My first *promote. One of my favorites.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 9:45pm PDT - promote requested by Bleedingsnowman.

kids in the hall was better! :-P

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, July 5th, 2008 3:24pm PDT - promote requested by JAPR.

*dead

However:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by thinker247.

Awarding Tymbrwulf with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

*backup=[...snipped...]

Added alternate embed code for this video - backup requested by Fusionaut.

PlayhousePals

HAHAHAHAHAHA *length=4:03 *related=http://videosift.com/video/Last-Week-Tonight-with-John-Oliver-Pennies

The duration of this video has been updated from unknown to 4:03 - length declared by PlayhousePals.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Pennies has been added as a related post - related requested by PlayhousePals.

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