Capture them and chop their fking heads off. There are too many people as is.

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Ha. Were those all women? A life of crime built upon soothing their PMS! To prevent crimes like this I say we get all women's period cycles on the census and round up the suspects.

It's really important for young criminals to eat well and keep their bodies in top physical condition. These careless young punks are just a few Eskimo Pies from time in the big house.

*notbrief (1:09). So they didn't steal money? Is ice cream that valuable?

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they mixed up the meaning of 'ice', like in the rap songs 'you'll be nice/i'll buy ya ice'.

Maybe it was the heavy winter clothes and/or the camera but they all looked a bit rotund. I can just see them back at their hideout heating up scoops full of icecream with a cigarette lighter, then using a syringe to inject the melted remains straight into their veins. 'Hells yeah! That's some straight out LDL muthafucka'

The Penguin is parked outside in the ice cream truck.

Surreal.

Goddammit New Zealand. I'm hoping to take a trip there this year. So do I have to watch my ice cream cone if I travel to new Zealand? The last thing I want is a gang trying to steal it.

What did they do to the cash register? I chuckled thinking that one person used a small brush to expedit an archeological investigation on it...or maybe to check for finger prints?!

This is obviously religion's fault and another reason religion should die off. I am being sarcastic by the way; however, I am sure others can somehow attribute this crime to religion somehow... Maybe because God loves ice cream in the bible? I know ponceleon and AnimalsForCrackers would hate the religious for their crimes here in spreading anti-cream propaganda!

I wonder when they will go on the unreligious crusade here. Cannot wait 2 find out.

'gawd, its hot in these disguises... hey, is that icecream?...'

idiots. those individual ice cream bars are separated into wire bins inside that cooler. pull and pour, noobs. not scour and scavenge.

>> ^Lawdeedaw:

This is obviously religion's fault and another reason religion should die off. I am being sarcastic by the way; however, I am sure others can somehow attribute this crime to religion somehow... Maybe because God loves ice cream in the bible? I know ponceleon and AnimalsForCrackers would hate the religious for their crimes here in spreading anti-cream propaganda!
I wonder when they will go on the unreligious crusade here. Cannot wait 2 find out.


Without religion science would have progressed without interruptions from the days of the ancient Greeks and now everyone could have their own garbage to ice cream transforming machine in their kitchen right next to the fridge. These kids would be 'stealing' litter from the streets for their ice cream.

Tastes even better when you have to work for it.

You honestly think that people would not have found another impediment to science if religion was not around? What kind of magic hopla do you believe in? This is madness! Humans must have conflict. We would find another way to "debunk" science.

On a side note, I am atheist. I just see the real value of humanity as worth less than the religion we profess to hate! After all, we created religion.

>> ^ajkido:
>> ^Lawdeedaw:
This is obviously religion's fault and another reason religion should die off. I am being sarcastic by the way; however, I am sure others can somehow attribute this crime to religion somehow... Maybe because God loves ice cream in the bible? I know ponceleon and AnimalsForCrackers would hate the religious for their crimes here in spreading anti-cream propaganda!
I wonder when they will go on the unreligious crusade here. Cannot wait 2 find out.

Without religion science would have progressed without interruptions from the days of the ancient Greeks and now everyone could have their own garbage to ice cream transforming machine in their kitchen right next to the fridge. These kids would be 'stealing' litter from the streets for their ice cream.

Dude. PLEASE. This is filmed here in NZ. We don't have any religion here. We banned it.